…Ain’t no biggie, really. …Gotta be niCe to those what deserve it and all that.
>The walk isn’t taking long at all. You live pretty close by, actually.
>But you suddenly stop, a thought hitting you like a brick wall.
…You ain’t afraid of bugs and Critters, are ya?
>You ponder it for a minute.
No, in fact I love critters and bugs and all sorts of stuff like that. They were probably my favorite subject of study in school, besides stars… why do you ask?
>Welp, there you go, you were falling, you were falling and Ron was screaming and you were on top of him and he was screaming oh god Pyramid Head was throwing the skin and there was booze everywhere and-
>Oh jeez those are tears. Ron wasn’t too happy about the scary movie this was a problem. Though still on top of him you put your hand to the side of his face and turn it away from the movie THIS WASN’T A COMPROMISING SITUATION AT ALL.
H-hey it’s okay it’s a movie!!! Nothin’s gonna hurt you okay I’m here and I’m gonna protect you ‘n shit. Pyramid Head’s a real piece’a shit compared to me okay.
>Geeze, he was really warm… and really sweet. His breath smelled nice, despite all the alcohol you’ve been drinking between the two of you.. Mostly you… Protect you? He was.. Going to.. Protect you…
>You were so scared, and so embarrassed, and he was so warm, and so nice, and so cute.. and you were so drunk…
==> RONALT: DO IT ALREADY.
>You didn’t expect him to say yes, but you wouldn’t have made the offer if you weren’t willing to let him shack up with you. That would’ve been DUMB.
…Sweet. ..My plaCe is Chill, dawg. …Aight, let’s party roCk on outta here then. …It’s gettin’ late an’ all.
>You turn and motion for him to follow you. HOUSE GUEST. You hope Papa Roach won’t mind.
>Chill? “Party rock”? From these, you assume his hive is some cold yet festive cave. Oh well, you weren’t complaining!
Thank you very much. I really do appricaite it. It means a lot- I haven’t been able to sleep well out in the wilderness, and the city proves to be.. horribly confusing to me, honestly.
>You’ve only taken a few shots by now, definitely fewer than Ron. It made you more giggly, though, more inclined to laugh at yourself after you jump.
Y’know, if it’s too much you don have to take anymore shots… Dont wanna blackout or nothin… Gonna have to get you some… Water so you dont get headachey.
>Slowly, absentmindedly, prepare yourself to stand up to get the water. It would mean peeling Ron off yourself, though, and you feel bad about leaving him there while the movie played.
>You nod as he starts to leave, but sUDDENLY PYRAMID HEAD JUST FUCKING RIPS THE SKIN OFF A A GIRL AND YOUR SHRIEK AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS AND GRAB HIM AND—!!
>Oh cool he fell on top of you oH HE FELL ON TOP OF YOU HE’S ON TOP OF YOU OH—
OH GOD MASTIN I’M SHO SHORRY OHMYGAWD— I just—
>ALSO MORE SCREAMING AT THE TV GETS SUPER LOUD BECAUSE HE FELL ON YOU AND THE REMOTE ON THE VOLUME IS LOUD AND YOU’RE YELLING A LOT AND YOUR EYES START TO WATER BECAUSE YOU’RE A SCAREDY BABY.
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Ehehehe, you’re in for a wild ride with this one! It’s not all that scary, but the effects are so fun… Very spooky.
>Gently knock your horn back with his, it was strangely intimate, you realized. You felt really comfortable with Ron, comfortable enough to be a total goofball without the fear of getting made fun of. He was just as dorky as you were and… it was a really fantastic feeling. You caught little glances of him as the movie began. You weren’t really too worried about the plot, you’d seen this plenty of times. But you hadn’t seen the little crinkles around Ron’s eyes as he focused or the way he moved his hands. The little things. You were so happy you made this journey to see him.
>Alright this was alright this wHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. 30 minutes in and you’re already flipping your lid. You frown, your brow furrowing as with each jump you down a shot. Wow you were getting dizzy… You jump again and grip onto Mastin’s sleeve, whining, with wide eyes. You don’t realize you’re practically breathing down his neck.
YE4H!! G0 F0R IT BR4H
>You grab some, break it open and pout it on your poison ivy rash. It was cooling and nice- ah, what a relief.
Wow! Amazing. Thank you so much!
I’m glad I stopped itching before I bled, that would’ve been problematic.
…I know, I know, no disrespeCt and all that jazz. …I’m just Crabby, aight?
…Name’s Malato. …Pleasure ta meet’Cha, Tertis. …D’you need a plaCe ta Crash for the day? …Promise I won’t try ta kill you ‘er nothin’.
>Most trolls wouldn’t take the offer, but you figure you’d be polite and say it anyway.
That’s actually very kind of you, sir! I’d love that!
>You start to get excited. You haven’t had a chance to observe hives before- you only ever knew the classroom and tunnel system you were raised in. Definitely a chance to learn something new!